It's Tom's 31st birthday, AGAIN! In honor of his birthday this year, we play a recording from his 31st birthday party concert. Ultimately, it is too much for him to take.

Tom and Doug are joined by an actual kid, Lauren (aged 8.5), who discuss the differences between kids and adults, children's music, and the embouchure needed for playing the toiletphone....

Tom and Doug bring the Christmas spirit to you in a slightly mangled state, discussing the Santa P. the Elves experience, how Tom's dreams literally came true on O Holy Night, and

Tom and Doug open a window into the creative process, with two fresh off the grill songs, the Successor to the Como Lake Song and the new bike riding hit, The Sore Hiney Blues.

Tom and Doug are upstaged, once again, by Doug's grandparents. Not to be defeated easily, however, they discuss two songs with family connections: The Christmas song of the decade,...

On the College Football edition, Tom and Doug are joined by very special guest Mike Murray (playing the beer bottle), discussing musical nudity Please Kind Sir, and our hit from 1963,...

This episode features misleading songs. First, Tom and Doug discuss what their groupies are like, and then Doug's accidentally auto-biographical Arsenal of Salvation. Then, a song so...

In this international edition, Tom and Doug demonstrate that love is the universal language of love by performing two torch songs, Mucho Mucho Grand and These Guys Know What Love Is...