Episode: Steven Seagal Waistline Under Siege



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Steven Seagal Waistline Under Siege
Seagal's Waist Line is "Under Siege"
Posted Aug 30th 2006 1:54PM by TMZ Staff
Martial arts guru Steven Seagal seems to have exchanged his nunchucks for a pair of chopsticks.

The former musclebound leading man was spotted taking some time away from his intense movie-making career, and enjoying the scenery and probably the restaurants of beautiful St. Tropez, France.

This year alone Seagal has had three films released and two more are currently in production. Name one. We dare you.

But if his acting doesn't do much for you, you could always head to Canada in January to hear Seagal's whispery/raspy vocals and guitar solos on the first leg of the highly anticipated Steven Seagal & Thunderbox's World Tour. The first show is scheuled at Casino Rama in Ontario on January 12, 2007.

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http://www.tmz.com/2006/08/30/segals-waist-line-is-under-siege/

COMMENTS:

Reader Comments
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1. Get all the food you want Steven!

Posted at 2:25PM on Aug 30th 2006 by kathryn

2. HAHAHA what a FAT TOOL!

Posted at 2:25PM on Aug 30th 2006 by Mike

3. I bet he really fights in slow motion now.

Posted at 2:29PM on Aug 30th 2006 by Rochelle

4. I used to LOVE this guy. I met him around '99 or '00 when he spoke at the theatre I worked for. He was...errr...different than I expected. I was so excited to meet him, but it was such a letdown. At least I got the pic of us hugging. *sigh* I just try to keep the warm fuzzies from "Above the Law"...lol

Posted at 2:35PM on Aug 30th 2006 by Tracey

5. Dam what the hell Val Kilmer & now him sh*t we are becoming a fat ass country. Man I hope we stop porking out because China will be able to come in here and slaughter us like hogs one day, maybe this is the terrorist grand scheme make us all fat f$%&@#$* it sure is working.

Posted at 2:39PM on Aug 30th 2006 by I speak Bachi

6. oh my! well...maybe he's going thru a Kirstey Alley phase and he'll snap out of it like she did.

Posted at 2:42PM on Aug 30th 2006 by ol' pooty pants

7. Good to see he's keeping up with the rest of America (%30 of adults are obese that not just fat that obese). Maybe he moved to Mississippi where the biggest fat asses live.

Posted at 2:43PM on Aug 30th 2006 by ZapZip

8. ZapZip now that is funny.

Posted at 2:55PM on Aug 30th 2006 by I speak Bachi

9. i bet he really fights in slow motion now.

Posted at 2:27PM on Aug 30th 2006 by Rochelle

10. Wow, first his ex-wife now him...ha. For a second I thought that was John Travolta.

Posted at 3:03PM on Aug 30th 2006 by bessett

11. OMG!!!!-----STOPE EATING AND MOVE MORE!!!!

Posted at 2:28PM on Aug 30th 2006 by dawn

12. you muthaf*ckas been talking about Steven Seagal? That sh*t aint funny muthaf*cka! Steven Seagal is a musical genius, dont let me hear that sh*t again... I'd f*ck you up!

On a side note i'm pretty sure he could still beat the sh*t out of people though!

for him being fat, he's been like that for the past 6 years so its no surprise
and his music kicks as much ass as his movies that go direct to home video!

Posted at 3:04PM on Aug 30th 2006 by Mark

13. Richard Simmons would kick his ass!

Posted at 3:23PM on Aug 30th 2006 by 2manydohnuts

14. What's with the sweat suit? Looks like he's running to the all you can buffet!

Posted at 3:28PM on Aug 30th 2006 by BeefCake

15. DAMN, NOW HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TELL HE AND ROSIE ODONNEL APART?

Posted at 3:30PM on Aug 30th 2006 by spud

Reader Comments
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16. When is he going on Celebrity Fit Club?

Posted at 3:41PM on Aug 30th 2006 by ???

17. he and val kilmer need to join a gym together!

Posted at 3:41PM on Aug 30th 2006 by molly

18. C'mon guys.........that's obviously not him in that photo. Digital cameras.....go figure.

Posted at 3:47PM on Aug 30th 2006 by Cyclops

19. He has more chins than a chinese phone book!!!!!!

Posted at 2:43PM on Aug 30th 2006 by Jenny Craig

20. I always new he had the FAT GENE! What a pig.

Posted at 4:47PM on Aug 30th 2006 by BB

21. What a huge glob of fat'!!!!! The only reason I say that is because a woman would NEVER be allowed to make movies fat.

Posted at 5:47PM on Aug 30th 2006 by casey

22. Thunderbox?? Reminds me of firecrotch.

Posted at 2:24PM on Aug 30th 2006 by stagger lee

23. He looks like that fat pig asshole Tom Leykis!... I always thought Seagal was a pussy trying to compensate for bein gay by bein a tough guy... he abandoned all on his way up, family, etc. What a goofball.

Posted at 3:20PM on Aug 30th 2006 by the kid

24. #21 you are so right. The good old Hollywood double standard.

Posted at 10:29PM on Aug 30th 2006 by jennifer