Not a loose phone ... [uh, sorry] ... 4 months without netflix ... chapter 10 ... shark boy and lava girl is 3 out of 10 ... if only I had an iPhone ... a film we like, and the kids will watch ... netflix won't sneer ... a supply of disaffected film students ... will work if I can make snide comments ... they have more piercings than I have stretch marks ... the litmus test: Cain Toads ... at work, don't quote ``Sponge Bob, the Movie'' ... ... now you're doing it on purpose ... I was hoping it would be up to Spy Kids 3 ... Indiana Jones on the beach, immortal ... I saw it twice, just to be sure (it was the worst movie ever) ... exciting MA student theses ... I'm going to write about X ... I'd like to thank D---head and D---head ... this is bad, go back ... non-idiomatic French ... shooting ducks in a barrel ... plagiarizing PowerPoint ... oh, I'm sorry, you ARE toast ... is there something you want to tell me ... the guy on the conference sounded like Boris ... what does ``soiled'' mean? ... Duel: Spielberg's precursor to Jaws ... Weekly pick: NPR on your iPhone ... Weekly pick: blackberry ... Weekly pick: instant run-off voting ... coin toss at the polls ... Weekly pick: domestic flat rate Christmas gifts to Africa ... Weekly pick: David Bach, ``Smart Couples Finish Rich''