Two mutes ... Joe the Plumber hasn't paid his taxes ... harmonizing with psychopaths ... more money on negative ads in history ... never a tourist in your own town ... back-dating George Washington ... 2/3 of Michigan smokes ... almost walked out of Roger and me ... I swear to god I'm not making this up ... let it pass ... you're a smoker or you're not ... Bear's new profession: cocktail chef ... making your vice into a profession ... making the back label the front label ... having a military helps ... a vegan cougar ... losing $12,000,000 before you're 18 ... walking around on a pair of parentheses ... cheap knee surgery ... sawdust sandwich ... weekly pick: 125 proof Booker's bourbon ... weekly pick: $10/mo t-mobile at home ... weekly pick: Samoa ice cream ... anti-pick: cocoanut other than Samoa ... weekly pick: cocoanut lemongrass soup with prawns ... uhh, Richard?