Not in a crowded theater ... do they call themselves fish folk? ... most unique grammar queries ... respect the food, or else ... 7-11 microwave burrito ... you are a bigger man than I am, Bear ... an evil wife ... cyber criminals as barbary pirates ... phisher pholk ... psystar maker of mac fakes ... we like pirates ... give-up-your-weapons-we're-coming-in ... it was all a phising scheme ... the movie of the Peter Principle sucked ... starcrossed lovers: pirate and ninja ... mispronouncing bon mot ... non-native speaker tolerance ... a mike-centric pick ... scotch freak ... weekly pick: bruichladdich rocks scotch ... weekly pick: Dr. Who ... flying Dalleks ... weekly pick: ``Never Let Me Go,'' Kazuo Ishiguro ... weekly picks: Futurama, Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime, Mating ... a roynish episode ... happy 2 years