The Break-Room stories are told, for the most part, by Henry Streator. Henry shows up at various and sometimes random places around the Mid-West. He's usually employed in some aspect of the service industry, where, due to his complete lack of innitiative, he usually sits in the break-room all day telling stories. His age, like his body and sometimes his philosophy, is subject to frequent changes, and, even though he hopes that you'll enjoy these stories, he'll tell them regardless. (He's a fantastic talker but a pretty miserable listener.)