Some of the best bits from our weekly Internet Talk Show heard every Tuesday from 9 pm to midnight GMT on www.net-talk-uk.com! -Timothy curls one out in a very unusual place! -Discussing the tards who work at supermarkets! -A hilarious 60 second summary of King Kong by Simon! -Simon goes to New York, takes sleeping tablets, and meets a dead tranny! -Dan finds his stolen scarf, and confesses to filming himself doing some self stimulation! -Auntie Penpen dishes out advice to Ben in a bind! -Professor Steven Hawking goes for the laughs!