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The Mustache Rangers explore space and beyond in this weekly serial comedy adventure sci-fi old time radio program.
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When you are asked to view a police line up, always make to finger the wrong perp. If the person who wronged you is sent to prison, there is no way to leave flaming bags on their doorsteps...
If something makes you hungrier than the pursuit of justice, then you need to check the order of your pursuit list. If you have it in some sort of computerized spreadsheet, it should...
Time is a big bully who steals everything. There isnt one thing you can name that he or she will not take for itself. After you make peace with that, he or she is really cool to hang...
There are a lot of smells in the world. And if you combine two smells, you get a new smell. So it would be very practical of you to say there are an infinite number of smells in the...
The Mustache Rangers are joined by another special guest this week. Who may that guest be? Or is it whom? Whatever the word, the guest doesnt change.
Kevin Murphy, of Mystery Science...
Its that time of the year again. Time to turn your eyes towards the Brave New Workshop. Its time for the third annual Twin Cities Improv Festival.
That is correct. The Twin Cities Improv...
It is a little known fact that everybody burps. If you have never heard someone burp, chances are they actually disguised it as talking. Listen closely the next time you have a conversation...
Announcement number one! The Mustache Rangers will be performing at the Twin Cities Improv Festival on June 28th. Check out the website for tickets and information on the plethora of...
The spine is a mystery. It isnt, really. But it can certainly be a sticky wicket at times. It is inside the body, which is the first problem. Fixing the spine isnt like getting an eyelash...
Its that time of the week again. Time for another guest on the Mustache Rangers podcast. This week, solo musician and member of the The Glad Version, Adam Svec lends his leading vocals...
Many people look back on their childhood with tinted memories. The truth is, you were probably a really stupid child. Most people are, except for the freakishly smart ones. And they...
It is a special day for the Mustache Rangers podcast, because we have the first of many special guests contributing their golden vocal chords for our use. And we are not stealing their...
Sowing and sewing can be confusing to school children. This is odd, considering that they are doing both almost constantly. The only solution is flashcards. Remember to look up the
It is difficult to judge anything or anyone without being hypocritical. It is best to say now I know Im no saint before passing judgment, before people can accuse you of not being a...
There is a secret to being quiet. Its called shutting your yapper. Also, you might want to turn off Twitter.
This weeks episode of the Mustache Rangers gives you no tips on anything....
It is spring time in space, and that means allergy time. Not many people know the nebula are actually black hole sneezes. Space pollen is a hell of a thing.
The Mustache Rangers smile...
Training is important. But more important than training is instinct. In your next job interview, inform the interviewer that you, the interviewee, have the instinct needed for the job....
The Mustache Rangers will be performing in Chicago this Saturday as part of the Chicago Improv Festival. We understand that this means most fans will be unable to attend the performance
But...
Who decides if something is a metaphor? English teachers. If it were not for them, you wouldnt need to know how to pretend to see something in nothing.
Does this weeks episode of the...
The Mustache Rangers will performing LIVE this coming Monday, April 13th at the Bryant-Lake Bowl as guests of the fantastic Splendid Things improv group. It promises to be a fantastic...
After 100 perfect and unarguably consistent episodes, it is time for the Mustache Rangers to let loose and party! Join them for this weeks 101st perfect podcast. And do not forget the...
It is finally here! Over two years of podcast production have brought us to episode 100 of the Mustache Rangers.
This is a special double length episode that was recorded live at the...
Many things are in the eye of the beholder. Like that eyelash that is turning the eye slowly red and swollen. And that guy has the nerve to comment critically about your hair cut? Maybe...
The general population tends to forget that humans are animals. The general population also tends to complain about climbing stairs. It is with these two facts that we assume the general...
Pugilism is a hobby you must consider the hidden costs of before partaking in. For example, those bandages are not free gifts. And water sponges to not buy themselves. You have been...
The Mustache Rangers are having a very big year, and want to make certain you are connected to all the bigness that is going on. This here is a handy guide to keep you updated.
The
Dont know why I bothered learning to play the piano after they went extinct. This teaching cassette is almost worthless.
I have switched to decaf, but eating this non-caffeinated toast...
To make an omelet, you have to break some eggs. This phrase only helps those who are concerned with the maintenance of shells. At least, that is the only conclusion we can come up with....
The Mustache Rangers are gearing up for their 100th podcast episode! In fact, the episode will be recorded LIVE in front of an audience this Friday! Would you like to be part of Mustache...
The Mustache Rangers are fast approaching their 100th podcast episode, which will be recorded in front of a live audience this Friday. If you would like to connect rings of colored
The Mustache Rangers will be recording episode 100 of their podcast in front of a live audience! This very special event will take place on February 27th, 2009 at the Mix Tape Comedy...
The Mustache Rangers are visiting Earth this Friday to perform live for willing and grateful audiences. The Commander Major and First Lieutenant will reenact tales from their space
Enjoy this weeks new Mustache Rangers episode about freshness, and stay tuned for new on the Mustache Rangers performing live this week.
It has come to our attention that there is little attention paid to the written word. The ears are the doors to the future of information gathering. Make sure to swab daily.
The Mustache...
The Mustache Ranges grow tired of your need for the written word. Does a piece of audio really need to be accompanied by unrelated words?
In this weeks free comedy podcast, the Mustache...
We know your kind. You are the kind of person who owns a mirror they purchased at a garage sale. Not only that, you have yet to take the price tag off the four year old purchase. Why...
Success is nice to see, on occasion. It would be nice to see Tom catch Jerry it some point. And Heckle and Jeckle would have been thrilled to get some corn. Sometimes, seeing people...
It has come to our attention, via our own observation, that this area provides little to no information about the podcast episode for which it is attached. Let us see if that can not...
We hope that your Terrance Day went well, and that you have purchased the correct amount of calendars for the coming year. We also hope you dream of things that arent monsters, because...
The Mustache Rangers are back in action, with the help of their helpful fans. That means it is time for a new episode, just in time for the holiday season! Its like a present! A free...
We are a touch above the halfway point in our donation drive. The show of support for the Mustache Rangers has been fantastic so far, and were hoping to make up the final $100 dollars...
The Mustache Rangers will be making a short stop in Chicago this weekend to lighten to mood for the sullen midwesterners. While the Mustache Rangers generally save their good-time stage...
The head accountants at Mustache Rangers Central Command have finished counting the current donations. Actually, its just one accountant and he was hired specifically for donation counting....
Just a quick update, with no graphics. Graphics take time, and time is money. So we dont want to spend any time.
We have reached 35% of our goal. Keep it coming, boys and girls. Make...
To the delight and the shock of the Mustache Rangers, funds for functioning recording equipment have continued to roll in. We have reached the 30% mark, which is 10% more mark than
After a quick first day of requesting donations, the Mustache Rangers have received their first contribution. As you can see by the hastily thrown together graphic of what might be
The Mustache Rangers have come in to some trouble. The hardware used to record their golden voices has broken. Thus, podcasts are on hold until this issue can be resolved. The damage...
Let us lay it on the line. The Mustache Rangers are loved by all. As long as we can agree to that, we will be fine. All other conversation is simply warm sound, after that argument
It is Monday. You know the routine. Read these words, that have nothing to do with this weeks podcast, and then listen to the podcast. Or dont read these words at all. It matters n
Some things are difficult to believe. For example, jelly is made not of fruit but of tree bark. Training wheels only line the pockets of training wheel producing companies. Night time...
Good times are not meant to be had. They are to be taken. You can not simply wait for them to happen, or expect that you deserve them. Real men make their own good times. Women probably...
At long last, wizards Christopher Jones and Melissa Kaercher have captured the Mustache Rangers and shrunk them into tiny hand painted plastic avatars.
This has been a lie, for your...
The Mustache Rangers were on one of their many missions last week. Sometimes, duty gets in the way of updating podcasts. But rest assured, the podcast was not late due to hate. There...
Every single moment has the possibility of greatness. Instead of sitting there, doing nothing, you could punch the fella next to you. Odds are, they are asking for it. But be quick....
Death is never an easy topic of conversation. Unless it is in referring to a squirrel. Did that squirrel just die, Benefred Pasterborf would ask. It certainly did, Tranzer Fadingtoncon...
Rock formations are boring. They are only slightly interesting if they look like something that is not a rock. But still, its just a rock that looks like something. Why not look at
There is little in life more important than a favorite outfit. Scraps of colored cloth can make you feel invincible against the daily tragedy that is life. That statement also leaves...
Gasoline can be expensive, and going to grand mamas house can cost a pretty penny. Now imagine that Earth is grand mamas house and you are light years away. That is one pricey trip.
But...
Sometimes the simplest answer is not always the best. For example, if a friend of yours owns something that you would like and you think they dont deserve, dont blow it up. That would...
Citizen, and relative unknown, John Wallace has taken time out of designing magazine ads for ladies undergarment undergarments (Two layers, because one is breachable!) to favor us with...
The market can be a very confusing place. People are yelling. Monies are exchanging hands. Sometimes there are open mouth kisses. It is a sea limbs, one can get lost. It is good to
Citizen Adam Svec of citizen rock group The Glad Version has taken it upon himself to favor the Mustache Rangers with his non-musical artistry.
As you can clearly see, the picture features...
The dust has settled, and the Mustache Rangers are back. Rest assured, adventures were being had during the entire absence. There were some incredible happenings. It is a shame you
It seems that in upgrading the software for this glorious website, things become a bit broken. No podcasts can be attached to these posts, which means no new episodes can currently
The world is a terrible place and we are all cursed. If you found yourself nodding to the previous sentence, you have failed the test. You can take it over as many times as you would...
The only thing quieter than a rock sitting all by itself is mime pretending to be a rock sitting all by itself. And were talking about a professional mime here. Not your weekend birthday...
Every once in a blue moon (when the Lords of America decide to paint the moon, generally once ever decade), you get a really good hamburger. And it kind of makes you wonder why youve...
The creation of a mighty Mustache Rangers quote index is underway. Soon, you will be able to say, oh drat. I know something funny was said at some point, but can not, for the life of...
If space were not nothing, it would be totally in your face. It would, for example, be all, like, what is up? It would be quite overwhelming, if it werent such a massive amount of emptiness....
After achieving everything they wanted to do on Earth at the Twin Cities Improv Festival, the Mustache Rangers have once again left fertile ground for the thankless embrace of space....
The Mustache Rangers are racing time and space to make it back to Earth for the Twin Cities Improv Festival. There may be alien civilizations to conquer, but the people of Earth can...
Get your giggling out of your lungs, because the sixty-ninth episode of the Mustache Rangers is here for our mutual pleasure. If you enjoy the running of marathons, or hate them, or...
As mentioned in the podcast for today, the Mustache Rangers would like your help to spread their words. Today, you can do three things. Tell 5 people about the Mustache Rangers. Digg...
There is a fine line between a point and a line. Now you know geometry. Congratulations.
The Mustache Rangers have their many hands full into this weeks interpod netcast podcast. Enjoy...
The people of Earth take the changing of days for granted. They give little to no time considering how the other half live. The space half. Flying from galaxy to galaxy with useless...
The Mustache Rangers are making a special visit to Earth this Friday. It seems that an improvisational comedy group by the name of Family Night has called out the Mustache Rangers.
Danger seems to be the middle name of many a person. The people who claim this tend to spend most of their free time staring at a screen with moving or static pictures. The middle name...
One thing is always relative to another, unless you are referring to Uncle Stan. Uncle Stan is not really your uncle, nor is he made up of matter like you or I. Remember that the next...
If you have never heard of an iceberg before, let us explain it for you. It is a smallish sort of town made completely of ice. Commerce flows normally, just slower.
The Mustache Rangers...
Nicknames are for the strong and the weak alike. However, nicknames serve different purposes for these two groups. Just keep this truth in mind. The strong hand out all nicknames, and...
After a week of trying to put a squarish toy square into a roundish toy circle hole, the adventures of the Mustache Rangers are back. In a rare continuation, they continue to continue...
Apologies to our loyal followers. This weekend, the podcast translation crew ran in to technical difficulties. The podcast for this week has been delayed until the week the follows
There is cult on a distant planet that does not believe in tiptoeing. That may not be a harsh enough way to describe their belief. It is not as if they think tiptoeing exists but they...
Often times, the Mustache Rangers will come to Earth and recount their most exciting tales live to a theater audience. Well, there is now a space for all of your Mustache Rangers live...
We live in a complicated and ever changing world. Galaxies, on the other hand, are constant and never change. You may think they collide and rip each other to pieces, but that thinking...
There are an amazing variety of terrible moving pictures produced in our modern times. Sometimes it would be easier to close your eyes and let the all consuming darkness take you away....
Mustache Rangers Central Command is taking a informally mandatory survey of the listening public. It is demanded that you please comment on your favorite Mustache Rangers Interpod Netcast,...
The Mustache Rangers have found away into the heart of a small boy. This small boy had no say in the matter. In fact, the small boy doesnt even exist. He is simply a boy who now lives...
Our books of ancient history describe a moving picture presentation by the name of Mr. Destiny. Copies of this presentation on entertainment disc no longer exist. We, the people of
After many years of deliberation, Mustache Rangers Central Command has decided to approve the passing on of the Moustache Me webnet pagesite link.
The humans who run Moustache Me endorse...
The great beyond may not be all that great. Or, now that weve had a chance to think it over, all that beyond. Thank goodness there are those out there who will pretend to communicate...
Thinking leads to trouble, and no good comes of it. When you think you might be having a thought, simply turn to one of the governments many regulation entertainment programs. For instance,...
It is the charge of every Earth-liver to consume. Food, plastics, and oxygen are ripe for the literal and non-literal digestion. Shoes, however, are a different sort of beast. Neither...
It has come to our attention that the span of attention that most people can hold is less than ten seconds. Luckily for these individuals, the Short Attention Span Termination Squad...
Another Monday has arrived. Do not expect a fanfare for a Monday. It is comparable to another Meredith or Beatrice arriving at your party. The come along with regularity, and generally...
The Mustache Rangers have reached the arbitrary 50 episode mark! What better way to celebrate than with your families? You should head home right now and take care of the celebration....
The Mustache Rangers have left Earth again, for the good of the Earth. As youre sure to know, only 100 people are allowed on the Earth at a time. If 101 people were allowed on to the...
The Mustache Rangers are coming to Earth this Sunday to reenact, on the performance stage, some of their greatest adventures. While it may appear that they are making this up as they...
It may physically harm you to realize this, but the Earth is not flat. Its okay, relax. We have given you a informational punch to the stomach. The Earth is actually shaped more like...
A deep that has begun in space. Things are warming up nicely, and the wildlife has come out to greet explorers of all kinds. Dont be a stranger to the wildlife. It tastes great.
The...
On the first day of 20aught8, the Mustache Rangers interpod netcast reached a total of 25 thousand downloads. What is a download? Who will ever know. But it seems significant.
Mustache...
Desperate times call for not so desperate measures. Todays hilarious interpod netcast is trying to part you with your hard earned monies. But the benefits are great.
The specific benefits...
If you extend a seasons greetings to somebody in the middle of summer, you will be pummeled for being odd and out of place. This generic term is to be used in the middle of winter,
There is a craft to almost anything, aside from crafts. Crafts, as items, have very little, if any, craft work done to them. Putting eyes onto this without eyes may be hilarious, but...
While not necessarily inevitable, the Doc Johnsons Olde Tyme Elixir t-shirt is as much a reality as diapers that can be pulled upwards are.
Doc Johnson was feeling generous, for once,...
In these modern times, where the power of steam can be used to power your page turning machine, some people still believe in the power of people. This belief is misplaced. Machines
Sometimes, in the line of duty, the Mustache Rangers are forced to go to Iowa. As you all know, Iowa has not allowed recording equipment of any kind since 1402. Please excuse our lack...
Music is an enormous part of life. Unless you a deaf. And even then, you can hold a balloon with the bass turned up really loudly. So if music is such a big part of life, it must be...
It has come to our attention that space is mostly empty. This is confusing, as there is all sorts of junk here. Planets and animals and the like. Plants are not allowed in space. This...
Children should regularly put ropes into their mouths!
Also, you should see the Mustache Rangers live on November 18th at Improv a Go-Go. The cost to you is only 1(one) dollar! Can
Do you ever itch really bad? Did you wish there was a solution? Well, now there is. Listen to the information in todays audio to learn how you can fight back!
Also, you should see the...
You must take the good with the bad. This is a fact. No matter how much bad you take, you will be forced to take good. Due to this fact, there is always a little good in everybody.
Like all good children, you should learn the dangerous of insects and how to deal with them. Also, like all good children, you should see the Mustache Rangers live on November 18th
In this part of town, meaning in this part of the universe, the word hero is tossed around like a three speed bike in bull ring full of apes. How did the apes get into a bull ring and...
As you well know, the Mustache Rangers are very real and very mustached. However, there are two ruffians going around claiming to play the Mustache Rangers as characters.
You can listen...
Is it not of humor that fall is a season as well as a verb word? Relate this to your relatives for looks of praise and delight. You may say that you came up with that tidbit by yourself....
Statistically speaking, these are the things Mustache Rangers Central Command knows you are not doing.
Telling all of your friends and family to listen to the continuing adventures...
It has come to the attention of Mustache Rangers Central Command that small dogs are all of the rage in this day of ages. Please understand that must halt any and all of this rage as...
It is a well believed fact that frat is short for fraternity. Perhaps we are missing the bigger picture. Is there a much longer word out there that fraternity is short for? And if so,...
Mustache Rangers Central Command does not understand what this is, but we approve.
The Mustache Rangers have been traveling around space for a very long time. Musical styles have changed and updated, as they shouldnt but do. The Mustache Rangers are proud to be coming...
A bag of air should contain only air. Dead rats and fleas should be taken out at the processing plant. It make a relaxing breathing experience very unreasonable.
The Mustache Rangers...
There are many types of love in the galaxy. The love between dirt and the skin under fingernails. The love of brain devouring bacteria for brains to devour with bacteria. The love of...
There is a need within every creature with blood for oxygen. You could say that we are all oxygen vampires. If oxygen was only available within other people, you would be biting them...
Too many people own audio communication devices. There are some people that nobody wants to talk to.
The word tuber has always rubbed me the wrong way. Ostrich vegetable is much better.
Men...
Most people would say that there are stars in the sky. Other people would say there is sky in the stars. Stay away from both groups of people. Better yet, make friends with the rich...
The Mustache Rangers are back for another fantastic season of joy and brutality. Brutal joy will be felt by all.
Today, the Mustache Rangers will spill rainbows into your split skull....
Dearest citizens of a oxygen based environment. It is in your best interest to understand that the Mustache Rangers will return with further exciting adventures on the 10th of September....
Once in a great while, something goes horribly right. Every day of the week, something goes horribly wrong. This will be another one of those days.
Enjoy the current adventures of the...
It is time, once again for the first time, for the great DDD! The caDet Digg Drive.
The purpose of this drive is two fold. The first is to show your support of the Mustache Rangers...
Hugging is for the weak and stupid. If some dapper chap comes around to embracing you, be well aware that his intent is most likely to kill you and steal your best gal. It is a dangerous...
To the foolish and dimwitted, the moon seems to disappear and reappear due to the forces of wizards. To the well mannered and witty, the rear end of a vehicular looks like the best
It is an old saying that giving a man a peach is lick a powerful blow to his forehead. The peach is the weakest of all fruit, and is an insult to all. When the president of space discovered...
An animal once spoke and said that the sky was falling. So its speaking genes would not be passed on to future generations of animals, the creature with a voice was eaten. Oddly enough,...
It has been said that under times of intense desperation, a mother may have the power to lift a boulder pushed by a cougar off her infant man child. If there only a way, any way possible,...
Make no mistake, the Mustache Rangers never lose. But when they do lose, it is with grace and dignity. And also, because someone else cheated. A ruse was put in to place, and it will...
It Europe, the fairer sex often gives freedom to their underarm follicles. In Space Europe, aliens with only one gender eat something akin the mashed potatoes except they are made out...
The Mustache Rangers will be appearing at this years Twin Cities Improv Festival. There will be an obcsene amount of belly laughs during the entire festival, so you should purchase
The worm has turned, but it still does not know which way is up. That is Ranger code for, Go to bed and do not allow the bugs of your bed consume you.
There is another saying that is...
Every period in history is the most mucked up period in history to those who are living it. The only solution is to remove yourself from history all together. This is easier said than...
In a rare Earth appearance, the Mustache Rangers will be performing tales of their exploits at the Twin Cities Improv Festival. There will be an obcsene amount of belly laughs during...
Many things have reached the number twenty. The number of teeth you may have. The eyes waiting for you in a growth laboratory. Many a thing.
Mind you, none of your things are as important...
Centuries are full of facts. In fact, a century is either ninety-nine or one hundred consecutive years. If you have fifty years, and then you take a break, followed by another fifty...
The Mustache Rangers are many things. Many many things, in fact. They are more things than they are not. For example, the Mustache Rangers are flesh and blood. The Mustache Rangers
Big things were happening this weeks end in the universe. A moving picture involving a man in the tightest of clothings opened, and become the most widely viewed film-o-tron ever. This...
It has been stated, by some, that love is the most powerful force in the universe. These some have certainly not run into a very fast toddler with arms twice the length of his legs....
Out in the outer space, there is a small planet that orbits an even smaller planet that orbits a sun orbiting a monster. One man lives on this tiny planet. If two people were to live...
There are many popular songs put out on the phonograph cylinder in regards to love and loss. At times, loss may feel like the more comforting of the two items stated. Love is a tricky...
The Mustache Rangers refused to stop at a gas station for directions and have been lost in space. Their homing beacon will kick in soon, and we will have a fresh interpod netcast for...
Where there is dirt, there will be the Mustache Rangers. Actually, that isnt true. But the other way around seems accurate. Regardless, the Mustache Rangers are kings of the sky. Dont...
Space is lonely. The sky may appear to be full of stars, but there is much more nothing in space than there is something.
The odds often seem to be against us, when it comes to connecting...
It is never too early to prepare yourself for the Twin Cities Improv Festival! The Mustache Rangers will performing tales from their mighty adventures in space for a living room of
In part two of an episode with two parts, the Mustache Rangers find themselves using their legs for locomotion. There are no sk8 boreds in the future. Or the past. In fact, all history...
Do you hate Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday? I understand. Now you can keep up with the minute to minute happening of the Mustache Rangers with Twitter.
This...
You may or may not be interested in knowing facts. Facts may seem to be an affront to your belief system. For example, the belief that you can spend all of a Sunday with your best chums...
Friends and enemies, welcome to the adventures of the Mustache Rangers. Some of you are new and some of you are not.
We are not actually speaking of babies. We are speaking of people...
Woke up today to find my socks wet with a green substance. The Commander Majors snickering is what had awoken me. I have little to no doubts that he is to blame for my sock moistness.
Mustache...
Have you informed all of your Earth friends about the adventures of the Mustache Rangers? No? Youll never make Cadet with that attitude!
Mustache Rangers Central Command commands you...
The Mustache Rangers are pushing, unwillingly, into action today! Can you resist the promise of thrills and spills and pills and drills and fraudulent wills and whiskey stills and an...
It is eternally springtime in space, which means it is always time to redecorate. Sadly, there are no antique shops in space. An old wagon wheel made into a dart board would be perfect...
Good afternoon, even if it is before noon in your location.
The Mustache Rangers have one more way to waste your daily allotment of time.
It is the Mustache Rangers House of Talkie
The Mustache Rangers have travel far and wide, but never in their 700 years have they come upon something so utterly shocking! Something that makes you want to call up your best girl...
When we last left our heroic Mustache Rangers, they had just landed on the planet of Bluton. What historical and/or hideous aliens will the Rangers find on the famous red planet of
Birthdays occur, even in space. You can not hide from them. They will always find you. There is nothing to do but give up and try to enjoy them. Unless you are a Mustache Ranger, as...
The Great Mustache demands very little. When it does demand, it is very specific. We invite you to enjoy a true rarity. A simple glimpse of the Mustache Rangers Code of Conduct. Will...
Stranded! Alone on an unfamiliar planet, the Mustache Rangers must search the barren wasteland for rocket fuel, food, and anything worth claiming for America! Chin up, Rangers. Nothing...
Everybody needs love and admiration, even the mustachioed men of the Mustache Rangers. Their skin may be is thick as knives that are thick, but their insides are made up of Horsehoof...
Things are stirred up when the Mustache Rangers receive a message from Mustache Rangers Central Command! It looks as if they are being sent directly into a sun! Will the Mustache Rangers...
With a new year brings many new things. But usually it doesnt. Regardless, Mustache Rangers Central Command has prepared this podcast preview of the upcoming Mustache Rangers adventures....
Good cheer to you and yours. The adventures of the Mustache Rangers are coming to a podcast delivery system near you the second Monday in January. Cheers, handshakes, and hearty back...
Join Americas space conquerers! Become a cadet in the Mustache Rangers! Joining is easy! Simply send an electro-mail to mustacherangers@gmail.com containing a picture of you as a hopeful...
Outstanding Mustache Rangers cadets often show their deep admiration by supplying artistic renditions of our two heroes. Fan art offerings can be electro-mailed to mustacherangers@gmail.com
Mustache...
Commander Major Alastair Q. Bastidious and First Lieutenant Rutuger G. Phooneybaum constitute the fighting force that is The Mustache Rangers. Charged with Americas greatest mission,...
